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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

I Love You In All Language

1.        English - I love you 
2.        Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief 
3.        Albanian - Te dua 
4.        Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) 
5.        Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) 
6.        Armenian - Yes kez sirumen 
7.        Bambara - M'bi fe 
8.        Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi 
9.        Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu 
10.        Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo 
11.        Bulgarian - Obicham te 
12.        Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah 
13.        Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a 
14.        Catalan - T'estimo 
15.        Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse 
16.        Chichewa - Ndimakukonda 
17.        China - Wo ai ni 
18.        Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) 
19.        Creol - Mi aime jou 
20.        Croatian - Volim te 
21.        Czech - Miluji te 
22.        Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig 
23.        Dutch - Ik hou van jou 
24.        Esperanto - Mi amas vin 
25.        Estonian - Ma armastan sind 
26.        Ethiopian - Afgreki' 
27.        Faroese - Eg elski teg 
28.        Farsi - Doset daram 
29.        Filipino - Mahal kita 
30.        Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua 
31.        French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore 
32.        Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort 
33.        Georgian - Mikvarhar 
34.        German - Ich liebe dich 
35.        Greek - S'agapo 
36.        Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo 
37.        Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw 
38.        Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi 
39.        Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female) 
40.        Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male) 
41.        Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw 
42.        Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae 
43.        Hmong - Kuv hlub koj 
44.        Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta 
45.        Hungarian - Szeretlek 
46.        Icelandic - Eg elska tig 
47.        Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw 
48.        Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu 
49.        Inuit - Negligevapse 
50.        Irish - Taim i' ngra leat 
51.        Italian - Ti amo 
52.        Japanese - Aishiteru 
53.        Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene 
54.        Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka 
55.        Kiswahili - Nakupenda 
56.        Konkani - Tu magel moga cho 
57.        Korean - Sarang Heyo 
58.        Latin - Te amo 
59.        Latvian - Es tevi miilu 
60.        Lebanese - Bahibak 
61.        Lithuanian - Tave myliu 
62.        Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu 
63.        Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu 
64.        Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni 
65.        Marathi - Me tula prem karto 
66.        Mohawk - Kanbhik 
67.        Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik 
68.        Nahuatl - Ni mits neki 
69.        Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni 
70.        Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg 
71.        Pandacan - Syota na kita!! 
72.        Pangasinan - Inaru Taka 
73.        Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo 
74.        Persian - Doo-set daaram 
75.        Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay 
76.        Polish - Kocham Ciebie 
77.        Portuguese - Eu te amo 
78.        Romanian - Te ubesk 
79.        Russian - Ya tebya liubliu 
80.        Scot Gaelic - Tha gradh agam ort 
81.        Serbian - Volim te 
82.        Setswana - Ke a go rata 
83.        Sign Language - ,,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You') 
84.        Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan 
85.        Sioux - Techihhila 
86.        Slovak - Lu'bim ta 
87.        Slovenian - Ljubim te 
88.        Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo 
89.        Swahili - Ninapenda wewe 
90.        Swedish - Jag alskar dig 
91.        Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di 
92.        Tagalog - Mahal kita 
93.        Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li 
94.        Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe 
95.        Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen 
96.        Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu 
97.        Thai - Chan rak khun (to male) 
98.        Thai - Phom rak khun (to female) 
99.        Turkish - Seni Seviyorum 
100.        Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu 
101.        Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo 
102.        Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female) 
103.        Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male) 
104.        Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu 
105.        Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh 
106.        Yoruba - Mo ni fe 
107.        Batak - Holong rohaku tu ho (update by daulat) 
108.        Surabaya - aku tresno kara koe (Edited by Kent) 
109.        Hakka - Ngai oi Ngi (update by Kent) 
110.        Hokien - Wa ai Lu (update by Kent) 
111.        Mongolia - Bi Charmed heir teh (update by  Kent) 
112.        My Language - Keong kan!! 
113.        Nederlands - Ik hou van jou, ik zie je graag 
114.        Chinese (main-land) - waq--ani---ni (not sure of the spelling) 
115.        Maltese - inhobbok 

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Story of Mr. Mofiz

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Mr. Mofiz : 14th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Mr. Mofiz : EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked
Mr. Mofiz at an interview
Manager: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Mr. Mofiz replyed : -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

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On a political rally
Mr. Mofiz was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it ..

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After returning back from a foreign trip,
Mr. Mofiz asked his wife ,
Mr. Mofiz: Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Mr. Mofiz : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

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One tourist from U.S..A. asked
Mr. Mofiz " Any great man born in this village???"
Mr. Mofiz : no sir, only small Babies!!!
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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi "
So
Mr. Mofiz writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi .

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Mr. Mofiz was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly
Mr. Mofiz said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
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When
Mr. Mofiz was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler, the driver adjusted mirror.
Mr. Mofiz shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

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Interviewer : just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Mr. Mofiz : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!